16 events to choose from on Saturday alone - most of them you can plan through the whole day to compliment each other.

We haven't even offered an exhaustive list. There's cricket, there's more rugby, there's a Rangers game and other football matches if it tickles your fancy. There's even college basketball. But here's the best of the best and, by Jesus, these next two days are the very best.

Saturday

12.30pm Crystal Palace v Liverpool Premier League Sky Sports Main Event Mohamed Salah will probably score. 1pm Connacht v Gloucester Challenge Cup quarter-final BT Sport 3 The last four awaits. 3pm Carlow v Laois Division 4 football final TG4 Carlow is rising but Laois can stop them like they did last week. 3.15pm Munster v Toulon Champions Cup quarter-final Sky Sports Main Event Any opportunity to watch Conor Murray perform is one that should be seized. 5pm Armagh v Fermanagh Division 3 football final TG4 An Ulster derby in the league final. 5pm St. Kieran's (Kilkenny) v Presentation College (Athenry) Post primary school A hurling final TG4 YouTube Really though, TG4. 5.30pm Everton v Manchester City Premier League BT Sport 1 Finally, we'll get to see who's best: Sam Allardyce or Pep Guardiola. 5.30pm Bayern Munich Borussia Dortmund Bundesliga BT Sport 2 The German clasico. 5.30pm Hull City v Aston Villa The Championship Sky Sports Football The nothing clasico. 7pm Tipperary v Limerick Division 1 hurling semi-final TG4 What a warm-up for the Munster championship. 7pm PGA Tour Houston Open Sky Sports Golf Padraig Harrington, Paul Dunne and Seamus Power all need to win to book a place in the Masters. 7.45pm Sevilla v Barcelona La Liga Sky Sports Main Event A team filled with players who would walk into United's side and Barcelona. 7.45pm Juventus v AC Milan Serie A BT Sport 2 Italian giants, just for the craic. 7.45pm PSG v Monaco French League Cup final BT Sport 3 French giants, just if you get really bored. 8pm LA Galaxy v Los Angeles FC MLS Sky Sports Mix Zlatan's first game is obviously a derby. 10.30pm Anthony Joshua v Joseph Parker World Heavyweight unification Sky Sports Box Office You probably have seen it on Sky anywhere this week but Joshua is fighting and he's taking on an undefeated belt holder. Something has to give.

Sunday

3am Jason Quigley v Daniel Rosario Cruz Ray Moylette v Matt Doherty eir Sport 1 Two big fights for two exciting Irish men on the rise. 1,30pm Arsenal v Stoke City Premier League Sky Sports Main Event Wenger loves playing Stoke. 2pm Cavan v Roscommon Division 2 football final TG4 The Roses never have much trouble with Cavan for whatever reason. 2pm Wexford v Kilkenny Division 1 hurling semi-final TG4 YouTube (deferred on TG4 at 5.45pm) Davy welcomes the Cats to Wexford Park yet again. There will be fireworks. 3.30pm Leinster v Saracens Champions Cup quarter-final BT Sport 2 Back to porridge. 4pm Dublin v Galway Division 1 football final TG4 The undefeated Galway against a Dublin side who haven't won the league in two whole years. 4pm Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur Premier League Sky Sports Main Event A lovely London derby if Croke Park isn't doing it for you. 7.30pm PGA Tour Houston Open Sky Sports Main Event Last chance saloon.