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16th February 2018
10:30am GMT
5. Strikers are above Premier League-level
You can't argue with the stats.
https://twitter.com/Cabinteely_FC/status/607884185966149632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
6. Laser-like focus
From players and officials alike.
https://twitter.com/KMcGillicuddy86/status/645324753637474304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
7. Loyalty
The fans spare no expense to support their club.
https://twitter.com/GougherA/status/601882697569595392
8. Attention to detial is unparalleled
*detail
https://twitter.com/bpfootball/status/638778199317610497
9. Inclusion
No matter how big of a name he is, the new guy doesn't get any special treatment.
https://twitter.com/electionlit/status/633375136310272000
10. The art of defending
It's been mastered.
https://twitter.com/fromtheoff/status/647486404205936640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
11. Athletes are fine-tuned, fitness machines
Smoking is just weight-lifting for the lungs.
https://twitter.com/McDonnellDan/status/634775648792395776
https://twitter.com/Dannny_Ledwith/status/652578353044684804?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
12. Players are reliable
They always show up... eventually.
https://twitter.com/cahill_ashley/status/634802013717557248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
13. They've got the support of the long arm of the law
The shades know to give credit when it's due.
https://twitter.com/Michaelshine2/status/634814916105502720
14. The PA announcements
More often than not, they're gold.
https://twitter.com/McLaughlinGavin/status/633355739248087041
https://twitter.com/DaveOCKOP/status/624702498226483201
15. Opportunistic teams
https://twitter.com/ShamrockRovers/status/652209038755786752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
16. Schmoozin' the A-listers
How could he refuse?
https://twitter.com/FinnHarpsFC/status/580788316338929665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
17. Never a dull moment
https://twitter.com/JohnMcKeown94/status/632343053424967680
18. Job Security
You can't slack off, not even for five minutes.
Bray made the announcement this morning, stating that their former Under-19 coach will take over the senior side with immediate effect, following the resignation of Alan Matthews. Tarnogrodzki may have been on the receiving end of the quickest demotion in Irish football history. Bray sent out an initial statement, shortly before noon today, that announced Tarnogrodzki as their coach. Five minutes later came an updated statement and Tarnogrodzki became caretaker coach.https://twitter.com/seanco88/status/624226363399098368 19. Where stars are born https://twitter.com/Inphosports/status/659714431140634624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw 20. Clubs make hay while the sun's shining https://twitter.com/stpatsfc/status/631895238714490884 21. Even the thieves know some items are just too scared to steal You wouldn't get that level of respect in the Premier League. https://twitter.com/AthloneTownFC/status/588343111618850816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw 22. International recognition https://twitter.com/dermotmcorrigan/status/669474613592760320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw 23. Golazos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4h885qBbus 24. Wondersaves https://twitter.com/CobhRamblersFC/status/858081716518486019 25. Even the ball boys are passionate https://twitter.com/RadioCleary/status/657639626291740673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw 26. The mascots The sidelines are alive with big cats, goats and superheroes.
https://twitter.com/LOIDOTIE/status/609441419703488512
https://twitter.com/MrCeltic67/status/327910807453188096
27. They paint you a picture
We may not know art, but we know what we like... REALLY BIG BANNERS!!!
28. Every league needs a Neymar
Joga bonita, Shannonside.
https://twitter.com/NBCDeportes/status/638075002257022976
29. Rewarding fans
But only to those who've earned it.
https://twitter.com/Cabinteely_FC/status/664475238097403904
https://twitter.com/Cabinteely_FC/status/668858056474759168
30. Joey Barton
He's too clearly intimidated to play in it. Let's consider that a victory.
https://twitter.com/LOIDOTIE/status/628933373696847873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/628935737208098816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
31. Outstanding promos
Goosebumps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpEKn_HReZ4
32. Video game superstars
Andy Boyle owned that cover way better than Jordan Henderson ever could.
33. Priorities
In 2016, Cabinteely FC teamed up with the Dublin School of Grinds so that their U19 squad would receive free Leaving Certificate grinds.
The club said on its official website that "this study/training/play balance will give young players the opportunity to achieve their true potential, not only on the pitch, but also help them to achieve their academic goals."
How awesome is that?
34. It's not about the money
https://twitter.com/desTHFC/status/949325291599646720
35. The transfer announcement photos
They're next level.
https://twitter.com/FinnHarpsFC/status/948679728147308544
36. ...and they're well aware of it.
At least they can have a laugh about it.
https://twitter.com/FinnHarpsFC/status/948686248515948544
37. Alf Stewart
Need we say more?
https://twitter.com/dyjaho/status/920415988344152065
38. Michael D Higgins
Uachtaran na hEireann approves of this message.
39. The Freudian slips
*suppresses giggles*
https://twitter.com/GazzaONuallain/status/893581644426248193
40. The poetry
'Fuckin' hell!'
https://twitter.com/SiiWalsh/status/837777176330133509?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sportsjoe.ie%2Ffootball%2Fshamrock-rovers-trevor-clarke-motm-swears-live-rte-bohemians-victory-115549
41. And finally...
Proof doesn't come much more definitive than this.
https://twitter.com/bfcdublin/status/654943484441423873?ref_src=twsrc%5EtfwExplore more on these topics:
