Buckle up.

Keep the boiled water simmering on the hob, stack the fridge and upload a Google image picture of a faraway land to your social media accounts to pretend like you're not in the country because, let me tell you something, you're going nowhere on Saturday.

12.30pm

Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal Premier League BT Sport 1

2pm

Na Piarsaigh (Limerick) v Slaughtneil (Derry) All-Ireland club SHC semi-final TG4

2.15pm

Ireland v Italy Six Nations TV3

4pm

Cuala (Dublin) v Liam Mellows (Galway) All-Ireland club SHC semi-final TG4

4.45pm

England v Wales Six Nations TV3

5.30pm

Manchester City v Leicester City Premier League Sky Sports Football

7pm

Dublin v Donegal National Football League Division 1 eir Sport 2 Cavan v Meath National Football League Division 2 eir Sport 1

1am

Yoel Romero v Luke Rockhold UFC 221 Prelims start on Fox Sports 1 at 1am