Here we are, SportsJOE readers.
It's the kind of story that reminds you all that we are very much slap bang in the middle of a summer with no major football tournaments (we're not counting the Confederations Cup).
With both that and the fact that there aren't any major transfers on the immediate horizon, here's a story about how Ben Foster eats peanut M&Ms... Hello Pulitzer Prize!
The West Brom goalkeeper, 34, took to Twitter on Wednesday morning to share his method for eating M&Ms - which seemingly sees him eat the chocolatey shells and just leave the peanut bit in the middle.
Clearly, this raises a number of questions. Perhaps most importantly: Why don't you just buy the chocolate M&Ms instead, you fool?
Sharing a picture of the shelled peanuts with his followers, Foster asks 'Surely I can't be the only one who does this right?'.
https://twitter.com/BenFoster/status/877463092065583104
You can probably guess the nature of the responses. Pretty much everyone agreed that Foster was the only one to do this...
https://twitter.com/JackMorgan2010/status/877463490713309185
https://twitter.com/DanteFlorence/status/877708016212037633
https://twitter.com/phoenixbaggie/status/877481485858738176
https://twitter.com/ben_leggatt/status/877463772021043200
https://twitter.com/SallyPrice4/status/877492384526938115
https://twitter.com/myfashionboxuk/status/877475146537332736
Now can we please have some decent football news to write about please?
