
"Set up a website tho"
In fairness, the guy's got a point. You may have noticed that Daniel Sturridge is attempting to further his personal brand via the medium of headwear of late with caps adorned with his dancing silhouette...
https://twitter.com/propagandaphoto/status/695972150948270080
On Wednesday night, the Liverpool forward decided to launch his entrepreneurial venture via his Twitter account. Except he didn't provide a link to a fancy new website, but instead asked interested fans to message a Gmail account...
https://twitter.com/DanielSturridge/status/697536874810888195?s=09
Now some would suggest a table full of caps and an email address for enquiries was really rather charming, in a cottage industry kind of way.
But not social media, oh no - they decided to take the p*ss out of both the amateur marketing and the product...
https://twitter.com/ROS5IHD/status/697537234791174145
https://twitter.com/Crexativea/status/697537432170975233
https://twitter.com/Dreez_b/status/697537828704620544
https://twitter.com/renners_d/status/697538894603026432
https://twitter.com/COMM_ANDO7/status/697538660955222016
https://twitter.com/dpbrookfield/status/697538657171959808
https://twitter.com/Lloydy_jft96/status/697538540633255942
https://twitter.com/8629Fissile/status/697539355360030721
https://twitter.com/PHT_10/status/697541536049991680
https://twitter.com/SimonPatel/status/697537573552594944
https://twitter.com/ElstonGunn_/status/697536987163684864