How could an employer turn down a man who used Football Manager to write his CV

It's hard out there in the real world.

And if you want to get noticed then you have to stand out. So we are taking our hat and our shoes off for the genius who decided that his CV would represent his success in both Football Manager and in Fantasy Football. Jarrett Cundy decided that if he was going to try and get a job in engineering then he needed to show that he was good at thinking outside the (penalty) box. He compares himself to Petr Cech ("A safe pair of hands"), James Milner ("Solid, reliable and working for the full 8 hours"), and John Terry ("Not afraid to cross the odd bridge"). H/T Mirror