Louis van Gaal gave everyone in SportsJOE towers a great laugh when he described Manchester United's performance against 'Queen's Park Raisins' yesterday.
So we've gone ahead and assembled a fruit-based outfit that we reckon might give him a better run for his money than he got at Loftus Road, especially if we can get derby rivals City to let Manuel Peelegrini away for a day to manage the side.
Have we missed anyone?
