Alberto Moreno may be a lot of things, but he's not boring.
The Liverpool left-back
is not in Jamie Carragher's good books - he's not in many people's good books to be honest.
Moreno didn't have the best of first halves in Liverpool's Premier League opener against Arsenal, needlessly conceding a penalty (which Simon Mignolet excellently kept out) and losing Theo Walcott for the opening goal.
Once again, Jurgen Klopp's men put on a good show IN SPITE of Moreno.
But this performance wasn't the thing which brought the Spaniard the most criticism.
No, that honour instead went to Moreno's attempt at a haircut.
https://twitter.com/ConanDoherty/status/764847825310089217
https://twitter.com/dreamteamfc/status/764847614143635458
Incidentally, like a raw onion, Moreno's haircut reduced people to tears when they looked directly at it.
https://twitter.com/arunee_s/status/764843720726319106
https://twitter.com/Simpsonn19/status/764843650807463936
https://twitter.com/Simiieehh/status/764843570692034560
https://twitter.com/_Zeets/status/764847666153029632
https://twitter.com/JonnyGabriel/status/764846178521473024
https://twitter.com/muzrobertson/status/764844008053104640
Some were genuinely lost for words.
https://twitter.com/JamesDallESPN/status/764843461208080384
https://twitter.com/JamesTylerESPN/status/764840977534156800
Moreno's 'do' was so striking that people didn't even notice that Roberto Firmino had done the same thing. Either that or Firmino's performances have earned him the benefit of the doubt, something which certainly can't be said of the left-back.
Eventually people cottoned onto it, though.
https://twitter.com/passtheting/status/764843545232539648
https://twitter.com/kurtHVFC/status/764851040223199232
https://twitter.com/ameerkolo_/status/764850719958663168
It seems we've finally reached the stage where Aaron Ramsey's bleached blonde look is considered fine and dandy compared to some of the other efforts on show.
It took us a while, but we made it. And remember, this is just week one - we can't wait to see what other wonders the rest of the season throws up.