In his defence, it is an excellent and catchy tune.
But in the world of 2016, a Premier League footballer getting pissed and signing a song about one of your very talented team-mates is going to go viral.
West Ham United hosted their club award gala last night with one man picking up almost every single award on the night for his efforts this season.
Free-kick king Dimitri Payet won five awards on the night, and it as only fair after his performances have West Ham on the verge of Champions League qualification if lady luck goes their way.
Clearly his team-mates adore him too, as this clip of a possible drunk, and certainly merry, Cheikhou Kouyate proves from last night.
https://twitter.com/ReadWestHam/status/727883991865556994
Payet has been so good, we'd be singing too considering how incredible he has been this season.
