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21st March 2016
12:03pm GMT

Well, now the Welsh Xavi has made it in the poultry world - appearing on the cover of this quarter's "Chicken and Egg", a magazine published by the British hen Welfare Trust.
It's kind of a big deal, according to C&A's archives, the midfielder schemer is only the second human to appear on the cover, the other being food galactico Jamie Oliver.
It seems Allen has hatched his plan for world domination post football and it may include a free range chicken farm. God, we hope it includes a free range chicken farm.
Let's hope he plucks up the courage to follow his dreams and doesn't chicken out.
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