For starters, it's brown.
Secondly, it's got random stripes of light blue placed horrendously through it.
Finally, it's sh*t. No, it actually looks like sh*t.
You know the kind: the one that comes after a bad curry and a pint of Guinness.
Who'd have thought that different shades of brown wouldn't work for a football top?
Well, FC Porto have gone for it - by God, they have gone for it - and unveiled this bad boy today. Emphasis on the bad.
#SemIgual. We know what you're thinking, this must be #WorstJerseyEver but it actually isn't. It's even better.
Translated from Portuguese, sem igual means 'like no other'.
They've definitely gotten that right anyway.
https://twitter.com/FCPorto/status/612914047164530688
https://twitter.com/footballkitnews/status/612920698911129601
