There won't be a job done on Saturday and it'll be Pot Noodle for dinner on Sunday.
And to be quite honest about it, that's absolutely fine by us. The amount of live sport on tv this weekend is a sick joke. The Dublin Racing Festival, the Six Nations, the Premier League...we haven't even mentioned the Superbowl.
Word of warning. Sticking with it is going to be a slog, it's going to be gruelling and it will test your staying power like laps in the February puddles. But there's no Sunday morning training these days and you've enough to contend with anyway in 24 hours of wall-to-wall sport over a Saturday and Sunday bonanza.
Get your boots on!
Saturday
12.00 - Premier League (Arsenal v Aston Villa)
BT Sport 1.
1.00 - Dublin Racing Festival:
Some of the game's blue bloods will slug it out in Leopardstown live RTÉ 2 and Racing TV.
The pick of Saturday's action will see
Chacun Pour Soi take on Min while Paul Nolan's Latest Exhibition attempts to make it two wins in two tries at the festival.
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Sharjah vs Honeysuckle could be the battle of the day in the Irish Champion Hurdle.
1.30 - Six Nations (Italy v France)
Virgin Media One/UTV.
2.45 - Premier League (Newcastle v Southampton)
BT Sport 1.
3.00 - Premier League (Burnley v Brighton)
Sky Sports Main Event.
4.30 - Six Nations (England v Scotland)
Virgin Media One/UTV.
5.10 - AFLW - (Collingwood v Gold Coast suns)
Cavan's Aishling Sheridan and Mayo's Sarah Rowe will be in action on TG4.
5.30 - Premier League - (West Ham v Fulham)
Sky Sports Main Event.
6.00 - PGA Tour Golf (The Waste Management Phoenix Open)
Rory McIlroy leads the Irish charge in Phoenix.
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6.00 - European Tour golf (Saudi International)
Sky Sports golf.
8.00 - Premier League (Man United v Everton)
Sky Sports Main Event.
10.20 (Match of the Day)
BBC 1 NI.
11.15 (Six Nations highlights)
Virgin Media Two
Sunday
12.00 - Premier League (Spurs v West Brom)
BT Sport 1.
1.30 - Dublin Racing Festival:
RTÉ 2, Racing TV.
The Paddy Power Irish Gold Cup sees some of the country's finest chasers come head to head with Melon, Kemboy and Delta Work in the mix.
3.00 - Premier League (Leicester v Wolves)
Sky Sports Main Event.
3.00 - Six Nations (Wales v Ireland)
Virgin Media One/UTV.
4.30 - Premier League (Liverpool v Man City)
Sky Sports Main Event.
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6.00 - PGA Tour Golf (The Waste Management Phoenix Open)
Sky Sports Golf.
6.00 - European Tour golf (Saudi International)
Sky Sports golf.
7.00 - Premier League (Sheffield United v Chelsea)
Sky Sports Main Event.
8.30 - Laochra Gael (Johnny Pilkington)
One of hurling's great mavericks will be worth watching.
10.30 (Match of the Day)
BBC 1 NI.
11.15 (Six Nations highlights)
Virgin Media Two.
11.30 - Superbowl LV (Tampa Bay Buccaneers v Kansas City Chiefs)
Sky Sports NFL.
Can Mr. Brady win a historic 7th ring?
Best of luck out there!
