There are no words.
Arsenal Football Club have a lot of things to be proud of. Their tradition, their celebrated manager and their committed support around the world to name but three.
But they've got a shocking record for rank awful songs. And we don't mean football chants either, oh no. We're talking about the actual composing, performing and doing a music video for their own ditties.
The worst culprits thus far (by some margin) have been the Away Boyz. Think bad UB40 tribute band meets rejected CBBC presenters. Here's a woeful example...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuua8Rrz9Hs
But now the 'Boyz' have got competition, courtesy of Sonny Green featuring Heavy D. This is...well, it's probably best you listen to it for yourself.
'Gooners and We're Gunning' is outstanding but for all the wrong reasons. It's kind of like an own-brand Eminem and a broken biscuits Professor Green coming together with the express purpose of hurting your ears...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72xRZ4FF1IQ
