What does it take to become one of the most exciting young strikers in the Premier League, with adoring fans and even parody Twitter accounts dedicated to your greatness?
Answer: play every football game ever released until your eyes bleed.
That seems to have worked for Romelu Lukaku, anyway.
The Everton forward hitman recently showed off his decade-spanning collection on Snapchat, and we're very jealous.
Quick-thinking
Corey Pellatt was able to grab the clip before it disappeared, so the big man's stash can be admired by the internet forever.
https://twitter.com/CoreyPellatt/status/705745513623232513