Once... Twice... Three times an absolute goon who can't keep his legs closed.
Borussia Dortmund's Sokratis Papastathopoulos was led on a merry, and unwanted, dance when met with the quick feet of Zlatko Junuzović during Dortmund's 3-1 away win at Werder Bremen on Saturday afternoon.
While the scoreline showed that Thomas Tuchel's side were very much the better on the day, that didn't save the blushes from Papastathopoulos who found himself on the embarrassing end of a triple nutmeg from Junuzović on the hour mark of the clash at the Weserstadion.
We foresee the spice rack at the Papastathopoulos being torn down when the Greek defender comes home to see another nutmeg staring him square in the face.
