Oh Michael
In what will surely become the most viral, yet unloved, ad on YouTube this week, Michael Owen appears in a two-minute film to talk about cars.
Featuring a tortuous walkthrough his car collection, a wonderfully dressed salesman, a briefing on car ownership hierarcy in footballers and a cringeworthy moment where he compares women to cars, this truly is something you have to see.
That said, you'll immediately regret seeing it but blame Michael, not us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRG57-xJyOQ
