23 characters in the best GAA picture of the year

It would take me wouldn't it, to leave those feckin' sunglasses in the car.

To see fans back in the Athletic Grounds on Saturday evening, to see them back in Corrigan Park on Sunday afternoon, to see them saying to their father, their brother or their mother beside them that that was some score wasn't it, some score...it would be an understatement to say that the whole thing was good for the old soul. It could have been frustration, it was more likely a lock-down's graft that let Oisin O'Neill kick a score from so far out against Donegal, that he was nearly back in Crossmaglen. But it was only after the white flag was raised and the home fans roared when the camera panned to the two boys, the father in the stand listening to his son tell him now that was worth the price of the ticket wasn't it? It wasn't all complimentary, of course. Let's not kid ourselves to say that the windy fella who pulled out of the 50:50 is getting away with it or the referee is getting treated with the consideration that they're human like the rest of us. God no! The lock-down hasn't changed us that much but when the sun set, the sandwiches were eaten and when all was said and done, it was good to be back at it, good to be back. It was in the Athletic Grounds where Sportsfile caught a glimpse of every character under the sun and though what's written about them here is completely and totally fictional, you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story. 1. "Only 7,000 steps today, Christ" 2. "Facing that cow calving when I get home now is going to be the death of me" 3. Was some footballer in his day 4. "These shades are stone useless" 5. "Geezer should bring himself on" 6. "How many steps can you take these days?" 7. "Modern football is a joke" 8. "I'd be better than that lad out there meself" 9. "Going to have some tan after this now I'll tell ya" 10. "It's great because I can wear this to Mass tomorrow too you see" 11. Wouldn't miss an Armagh game for love nor money 12. He is the soundest man in whatever club he's from 13. "How long's left?" 14. "Can you tell me, a young fella like ya, why they keep going with these short f*cking kick-outs?" 15. "I'm actually the goalkeeping coach" 16. A brilliant club footballer who's hard done by not to be on the team 17. "Maybe if you'd finished your dinner ya wouldn't be asking for chips and the game only on ten minutes" 18. "Daaad, give him a break will ya?" 19. "Good job because you'd probably eat half them if I brought them up here anyway" 20. "Never going to a match with this crew ever again" 21. Still thinking about that missed birdie putt on the 7th today 22. "Well thank God they can't clamp tractors" 23. What the hell is Matt LeBlanc doing in Armagh?