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7th February 2017
06:56pm GMT

Home: Dull.
Away: Grand.
33. Clare
Home: Too.
Away: Much.
32. Limerick
Home: Chaos.
Away: Ballsy.
31. Down
Home: Committed.
Away: Convicted.
30. Armagh
Home: Inoffensive.
Away: Offensive.
29. Louth
Safe.
28. Laois
Home: Relax.
Away: Better.
27. Kilkenny
Home: Classic.
Away: Lazy.
26. Antrim
Home: Mild.
Away: Christ.
25. London
Home: Improved.
Away: Neater.
24. Westmeath
Sponsor.
23. Longford
Home: Presentable.
Away: Decent.
22. Carlow
Home: AFCON.
Away: Slick.
21. Donegal
Home: Divisive.
Away: Interesting.
20. Meath
Home: Taytoless
Away: Blinding.
19. Offaly
Home: Fearless.
Away: Clean.
18. Wexford
Grainy.
17. Leitrim
Home: Stubborn.
Away: Proud.
16. Kerry
Home: Expected.
Away: 2014.
15. Derry
Home: Simple.
Away: Effective.
14. Cork
Home: Pleasant.
Away: Mmmmm.
13. Tipperary
Home: Tasty.
Away: Overboard.
12. New York
Home: Beautiful.
Away: Imported.
11. Mayo
Almost.
10. Monaghan
Home: Breathless.
Away: Gorgeous.
9. Kildare
Home: Trusty.
Away: Royal.
8. Wicklow
Home: Fierce.
Away: Stunning.
7. Galway
Home: Super.
Away: Orgasmic.
6. Cavan
Home: Knees.
Away: Buckling.
5. Roscommon
Home: Delicious.
Away: Salivating.
4. Waterford
Home: Otherworldly.
Away: Punching.
3. Dublin
Home: Pristine.
Away: Mouthwatering.
2. Tyrone
Home: Oh.
Away: Baby.
1. Sligo
Home: Perfection.
Away: Fulfilled.