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15th November 2016
06:12pm GMT

"I was fucking flipping out because at that moment in time that was like my pride and joy. That was all I had.
"Back then I wasn't known because Monroes was full of such crazy motherfuckers, I was just some guy from a small town. Nobody really knew me because I was just the fucking DJ but I knew that I could fuck everyone up in the club. So they stole my fucking records and I thought 'You've fucked up here, motherfuckers!'
"So I went outside to the car park because I knew they were in the trunk of somebody's car and I went up to every car.
"I said 'Open your trunk now!' so they opened the trunk. Not there. So I went to the next car, because everybody used to go outside and smoke weed.
"I go up to the next car - 'Open the fucking trunk!' Not there. This went on for some time.
"I get to one car and there's two guys sat there. I said 'Yo, open your fucking trunk now!' and they said 'Nah we can't do that.'
"I said 'Open the fucking trunk!'. He said 'Dude, I'm not opening the trunk.'
"I said 'Well now you've really got to open that fucking trunk because I think you've got what I fucking want in there.
"He said 'Dude, I'm not opening the trunk.' I said 'Open the fucking trunk!'
"He said 'OK, I'm going to open the trunk but when you see what's in there you just walk away and shut the fuck up.'
"I said 'Whatever!' and we go to the back. He opens it up.
"And there's a fucking dude laying in there tied up by his ankles with a gag and he's moaning 'Help me! Help me!'
"I go 'OK, you haven't got my records. See you buddy.'
"He lights his joint and just gets back in the car. That's the type of place it was."
That story took a turn for the weird didn't it?
We don't know what happened to the poor hapless soul in the boot of the car but we can't say we blame Bisping for not getting involved.
Bisping has seemingly lived one hell of a life if it's taken until now for him to tell that story.Explore more on these topics: