UFC book absolutely filthy-sounding fight for Seoul card

The UFC matchmakers knew exactly what they were doing here.

The world's biggest MMA promotion aim to kick off their first event in South Korea with a Bang... and a Kuntz. You read that correctly, South Korean fighter Tae Hyun Bang (17-9 MMA, 1-2 UFC) will take on Leo Kuntz (17-2-1 MMA, 0-1 UFC) on the first UFC card in the country and in a bout that was surely booked because of its comedic value. In order to continue the trend of incredibly smutty-sounding match-ups, Cody Pfister will get the winner of this one.       The card is headlined by an intriguing welterweight bout between former lightweight champion Benson Henderson and the man with arguably the most powerful leg kicks in MMA, Thiago Alves. The card also features the likes of Mirko Cro-Cop, Dong Hyun-Kim and Doo Ho Choi, but the Bang-Kuntz match-up has the potential to be the most memorable of the night. If not for the actual fighting, but the commentary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogB05Y9YDFg