Without any shred of sarcasm, the Sun are reporting that Barcelona star Neymar is "in talks" with Manchester United.
The British red top is set to publish a back page tomorrow with their shocking story about the Brazilian striker potentially moving to Old Trafford.
Neymar had been expected to sign a huge new contract with the La Liga giants in the coming days but according to the newspaper, United are trying to lure him away from the Catalans.
Unsurprisingly, the reaction on social media was extremely skeptical.
https://twitter.com/wheresDepay/status/634841816299343872
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/634839814018334721
https://twitter.com/Armchair_Devil/status/634840180776665088
https://twitter.com/barcasstuff/status/634842166670553090
https://twitter.com/notRonaIdo/status/634842596519596032
https://twitter.com/kpsundayworld/status/634841305810649088
https://twitter.com/TotalUnited/status/634840016238288904
https://twitter.com/WhatShrutiSays/status/634840855199641600
https://twitter.com/Kristov086/status/634839796788006912
