Neymar’s Barcelona teammates clearly find his new moustache hilarious

As cookie-dusters go, it's certainly ambitious.

Neymar is certainly not afraid of pushing sartorial and cosmetic boundaries. This is a man who has resembled each and every member of the Thundercats in his illustrious career of fantastical haircuts and unique stylings.

WilyKit...

WilyKat...

Jaga...

But he has surprised everyone with his latest look, because it's decidedly traditional and a little bit...yer da. That's because the Brazilian ace is growing a big bushy 'tasche. Take a look at the first stage of development... https://twitter.com/ultra_barcelona/status/831473088789258240 The problem is, unlike his other more modern looks that attract envious glances, his new 'old gent' fashionings have elicited nothing but mockery from his star-studded teammates. Both Gerard Pique and Luis Suarez were spotted taking the right royal piss in Paris ahead of Barca's Champions League game with PSG. Of course they'll be laughing on the other side of their naked/bestubbled faces when everyone's got one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZpdOnJHIE