When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
When the cameras follow the player, it is because he has jumped into the stand and kung fu kicked a supporter.
Surprise, surprise, top of the
Daily Mail's 50 most shocking Premier League moments of all time: Tom Cleverley's debut.
We're kidding, we're kidding (it wasn't that accurate).
Eric Cantona's infamous kung fu kick all of 20 years ago now topped the pile as Sportsmail unravelled their list of of 50 shocking incidents all this week.
We already took a hilarious look at
how Twitter would've reacted to Cantona-gate if it had been around in 1995 and we're not knocked back by its inclusion at number one spot.
The top 10 was released today and there was even a mention for a certain Mr Keane in the top five.
5. John Terry's racism story
Just ahead of his infidelity story.
4. Roy Keane gets Haaland back
"Take that you c***."
3. Paolo Di Canio pushing the referee
No mention of Paolo Di Canio managing a team?
2. Luis Suarez biting Bakkal Chiellini Ivanovic
It was the media's fault.
1. Eric Cantona kung fu kicking a supporter
Somebody has to do something.
