Memphis Depay looks as if he fell out of the wrong side of the bed and into a hat rack this morning.
Should a sports site really be reporting on fashion? No, absolutely not.
However, we think, and hopefully you'll agree, that this is something we really could not have ignored.
So without further ado, this is the outfit that Manchester United starlet Memphis Depay wore upon arrival at the Dutch national team's hotel ahead of their Euro 2016 qualifiers against Iceland and Turkey.
https://twitter.com/Elko_B/status/638337333163651072
What better way to compliment a turd-brown pork pie hat (any milliners or hat enthusiasts out there feel free to correct me) than with a loud, over-sized pink and blindingly-bright red scarf?
https://twitter.com/Elko_B/status/638337829882462208
