You don't choose your club, it Zlatan chooses you.
Paris Saint Germain have developed a bit of cockiness from somewhere and we just can't think where that might be from.
The club have launched an audacious bid to reel in that new baby born in London this morning as a supporter of the Parisians.
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge - or as we like to call her, Caz - gave birth to a daughter today and PSG wasted no time in sniffing around looking for a new fan.
They managed to have a dig at London clubs, exclaim that they will rule Europe, and presume that they have the pull to drag an English royal's support across the water in one simple Zlatan-esque tweet.
God loves a trier.
https://twitter.com/PSG_inside/status/594460126767087616
