Video: Cristiano Ronaldo talking about shirts is the worst thing to ever happen to us

"It's something that I use a lot; shirts..."

Just cut that there.  Quote it.  And place a Cristiano Ronaldo 2014 copyright reference beside it and watch it embed itself deep into the sands of time. "It's something I use a lot; shirts..." Actually, is it? For God's sake, Cristiano.  What have you done with yourself?  We loved you.  We loved you more than anyone else did.  But when your latest advertisement is talking about how handy you find shirts, we can't help but bow our heads in shame for you. We tried to ignore it, we tried to pretend like it didn't happen but, let's face it, the newest video released today for CR7 shirts is almost as bad as Michael Owen talking about cars.  Almost... Granted, Ronaldo is filling those those bad boys like a dream but come on, Cristiano, you're better than this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZV_fAcAzl0&feature=youtu.be