You wouldn't see Roman Abramovich up to this kind of stuff.
Steve Ballmer is so rich, he doesn't even need to be good at dancing.
In fact, he's so rich, he can be absolutely dreadful at it, and it doesn't matter a jot.
His LA Clippers were taking on city rivals the Lakers at the Staples Centre last night, and Fergie (yer one from the Black Eyed Peas) stopped by to deliver a performance during one of the intervals.
However, her performance wasn't quite as impressive as Ballmer, whose dance moves were eccentric to say the least.
What he lacks in talent, he more than makes up for in enthusiasm. And wealth.
