After England's ODI captain Eoin Morgan cut down Kevin Pietersen's hopes/delusions that he was wanted back in the International setup, it seems the former captain has decided to get some ink in a bid to pass the time.
Pietersen has long been a controversial character, the ECB having to go as far as putting together a full dossier of reasons why he needed to be sacked after last year's Ashes failure.
And with plenty of time on KP's hands, he's after getting an absolute abomination of a tattoo, which really gives us a great insight into just how enormous his ego is.
Pietersen has had a map of the world tattooed on his ribcage, with 32 red stars dotted on the location of his England centuries, and posted a picture of it on Instagram.
Don't worry, the world hasn't changed dramatically since you last looked at a globe, that's just a mirror image of the tattoo.
A god-awful effort.
